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      Jenny Smith
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      Utah Census Form

      1. _____________________ (Given name)

      2. _____________________ (SURNAME)

      3. Descendant of:

      A. Brigham Young _____
      B. Heber C. Kimball _____
      C. Laman and Lemuel _____
      D. Cain _____

      4. Tribe of Israel : _____________________

      5. Number of occupants residing in home in each category:
      (Listed in chronological order)

      A. Nursery _____
      B. Junior Primary _____
      C. Senior Primary _____
      D. Young Women’s _____
      E. Young Men’s _____
      F. Relief Society _____
      G. Elder _____
      H. Dearly Departed _____
      I. High Priest _____

      6. Occupation [Please select all that apply]:

      A. Amway dealer _____
      B. Shaklee dealer _____
      C. Nonie juice dealer _____
      D. NuSkin dealer _____
      E. Melaleuca dealer _____

      7. Automobile:

      A. Station Wagon _____
      B. Van _____
      C. Suburban _____
      D. School Bus _____
      E. Double Decker _____

      8. Favorite place to eat the night before Fast Sunday:

      A. Chuck-A-Rama _____
      B. Hometown Buffet _____
      C. Sumo Sam’s All You Can Eat Feeding Trough _____

      9. Favorite Hero:

      A. Nephi _____
      B. Abinadi _____
      C. Samuel the Lamanite_____
      D. Steve Young _____
      E. Johnny Lingo _____

      10. Which of the following do you bring to church [check all that apply]:

      A. Scriptures _____
      B. Franklin Planner/ Daytimer _____
      C. Pen/Pencil _____
      D. Lifesavers/ Cheerios _____
      E. Tic Tacs _____
      F. Game Boy _____
      G. Big Gulp _____
      H. Cooler _____
      I. I-pod _____
      J. Cell Phone _____
      K. All of the above _____

      11. Do you prepare your church lessons:

      A. A month in advance _____
      B. A week in advance _____
      C. During Sacrament Meeting _____
      D. During the closing prayer of Sacrament Meeting _____
      E. During the opening prayer of the class you’re teaching ___
      F. Just wing it [according to the promptings of the Spirit]

      12. Do you think pews should be permanently equipped with Big Gulp holders?:

      yes___ no ___

      13. How many years has your family sat in the same place for Sacrament
      Meeting:

      A. 10-20 years _____
      B. 20-30 years _____
      C. 30-40 years _____
      D. Over 3 generations _____

      14. How much time does it take for you to fall asleep during a high council
      talk:

      A. 1/100,000,000th of a second _____
      B. 1/999,999,999th of a second _____
      C. 1/999,999,998th of a second _____

      15. Which day of the month do you go home/visiting teaching:

      A. 31st ______
      B. 31st ______
      C. 31st ______
      D. 31st ______

      16. How many church basketball fights were you in last year:

      A. 1-10 _____
      B. 10-20 _____
      C. 20-30 _____
      D. On the advice of my attorney, I have been advised not to respond _____

      17. Which of the following has been your most effective Family Home Evening:

      A. Arguing about getting along
      B. Having an opening and closing prayer with dinner
      C. Gathering around the television to watch “Dancing with the Stars”?

      18. How many times a year do you make:

      A. Green Jell-O salad _____
      B. Funeral potatoes _____
      C. Cabbage and Top Ramen salad _____
      D. Turkey,cashews and grape-stuffed croissants_____

      19. How many water-filled two-liter bottles do you own:

      A. 1-2 thousand _____
      B. 2-3 thousand _____
      C. 3-4 thousand _____
      D. Enough to fill the Great Salt Lake _____

      20. Which of the following do you feel is the most secure facility in the nation:

      A. Alcatraz
      B. Fort Knox
      C. Ward Library

      21. How many structural engineers do you hire annually to insure you’ll win the pinewood derby: _________

      22. Keeping the Word of Wisdom in mind, how much of the following do you
      consume:

      A. Chocolate: ___ pounds daily X 365 days annually= ____
      B. Cola: ____gallons daily X 365 days annually = ____

    • #244120 Reply
      Anonymous User
      Participant

      I’m a census worker in Georgia and we’ve added a special question for LDS Georgians:

      23. How many of your neighbors have told you that they are praying for you? (and not in a good way)
      A. What’s a neighbor?
      B. A couple, but they probably meant it in the good way….
      C. I’m on multiple prayer lists…
      D. They’ve given up on me.

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