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These are adapted from an email I got with some christian jokes:
Quote:One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.”
“Why not?” she asked. I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “One, they don’t like me, and two, I don’t like them.”
His mother replied, “I’ll give you two good reasons why you should go to church. One, You’re 59 years old, and two, you’re the bishop!”
Quote:A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion.
The first student got up in front of the class and said, “My name is Benjamin. I am Jewish, and this is a Star of David.”
The second student got up in front of the class and said, “My name is Mary. I’m Catholic, and this is a Rosary.”
The third student got in up front of the class and said, “My name is Tommy. I am Mormon, and this is a signup sheet for caffeine-free Coke, green jello, and funeral potatoes.”
Quote:Debate Over The Best Way To Pray (A Rameumptom Joke):
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said.
“No,” said the minister. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.”
“You’re both wrong,” the guru said. “The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor.”
The telephone repairman could contain himself no longer. “Hey, fellas,” he interrupted. “The best prayin’ I ever did was when I was hangin’ upside down from a telephone pole.”
Quote:A Mormon Bishop and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July breakfast. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
“This gourmet cofffee is really delicious,” the priest teased the bishop. “You really ought try it. I know it’s against your religion, but I can’t understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don’t know what you’re missing. You just haven’t lived until you’ve tried Gevalia’s coffee. Tell me, Bishop, when are you going to break down and try it?”
The bishop looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, “At your wedding.”
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Oh My Heck! Jenny! I’m laughing my bum bum off!!!!
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