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If Mormons were cars:

High Priests are like old jeeps: they can’t carry much, but they’re reliable and will never leave you stuck.

Relief Society women are like Lamborghinis: they are very beautiful, fast, and might take a little maintenance.

Elders Quorum brethren are like freight trains: they carry a lot and work hard, but it takes time to get up to full speed.

Young Men are like bullet bikes: they can go 200 miles/hour on a straight stretch but a curve can spell disaster.

Young Women are like Miata clubs: cute little cars that are always having fun and travel in tight packs.

… and Primary…
this is so sexist and offensive.
I thought this was hilarious.
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