If Mormons Were Cars….

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      Jenny Smith
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      If Mormons were cars:

      High Priests are like old jeeps: they can’t carry much, but they’re reliable and will never leave you stuck.

      Relief Society women are like Lamborghinis: they are very beautiful, fast, and might take a little maintenance.

      Elders Quorum brethren are like freight trains: they carry a lot and work hard, but it takes time to get up to full speed.

      Young Men are like bullet bikes: they can go 200 miles/hour on a straight stretch but a curve can spell disaster.

      Young Women are like Miata clubs: cute little cars that are always having fun and travel in tight packs.

      … and Primary…

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      Anonymous User
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      this is so sexist and offensive.

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      Anonymous User
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      I thought this was hilarious.

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