If God Texted the 10 Commandments to Moses

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    If God had texted the 10 Commandments to Moses, here’s what He might have sent:

    M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl:

    1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
    2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
    3. no omg’s
    4. no wrk on wkend (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
    5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
    6. dnt kill ppl
    7. ;-X only w/m8
    8. dnt steal
    9. dnt lie re:bf
    10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

    For those of you not familiar with texting shortcuts, here’s the translation:

    Moses, please write this on tablets and give it to the people:

    1. No one before me. Seriously.
    2. Don’t worship pictures or idols
    3. No Oh My G*D’s (taking Lord’s name in vain)
    4. No working on the weekend — Saturday for now, Sunday later. (Keep Sabbath day holy — Sabbath is Saturday for now, Sunday later.)
    5. Parents Over Shoulder okay. Your Mom and Dad are cool. (Honor thy father and thy mother)
    6. Don’t kill people.
    7. Sex only with spouse.
    8. Don’t steal.
    9. Don’t lie regarding best friend. (don’t bear false witness against neighbor)
    10. Don’t ogle your best friend’s spouse or posessions. Mind Your Own Business. (Don’t covet)
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