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Nephi:
Of goodly parents I was born
I’ve never drunk, I’ve never sworn
This is Lehi, he’s my dad
Laman, Lemuel, they are bad
And who is this? Why this is Sam.Sam:
Yes, this is Sam; Sam I amLaman:
That Sam I am, that Sam I am
I do not like that Sam I amSam:
In a tent, my father dweltLaman:
And it’s so hot, I think I’ll meltLemuel:
Our father’s brain is out of whackLaman:
Yeah, it’s too hot, I’m going backLehi:
Then go and get the plates, my dearLaman:
On second thought, I’m staying hereNephi:
You said you’d leave and go away
Now all you want to do is stay?Lemuel:
That Nephi always gets his wayLaman:
Here we are in this damp caveSam:
We would not be here if you’d behaveNephi:
I will go and I will do
There’s the angel, that’s my cue
Laban’s had too much to drink
Now he’ll lose his head, I thinkNephi:
Look what I found, a brother from the quorumSam:
We will take him home, we will call him ZoramLaman:
Our gold and silver we have spent
I do not like it in this tentLemuel:
I cannot read the Liahona
I must have drunk too much CoronaLaman:
We hate it here, we have no livesLehi:
Then go back to the city and get some wivesLehi:
A tree, a tree, I see a tree!!
The fruit is white, the fruit is free!
A floating building, could it be?
Why do they laugh and stare at me?
Laman, Lemuel, come and see!Laman:
We will not eat your precious fruitLemuel:
We will not wear a tie and suitLaman:
We will not help you build your boatLemuel:
We do not think that it will floatLaman:
No not this boat, it will not float
Not even in a shallow moat
I do not care what Nephi wroteLemuel:
We will not eat your fruit I sayLaman:
We will not eat it on a trayLemuel:
And we won’t eat it in a tent
Not even if your clothes you rentLaman:
We’d rather have a can of spamL&L:
We will not eat it, Sam I amSam:
You do not like it, so you say
Try it, try it, and you may
Try it and you may I sayLaman:
Sam, if you will let us be,
We will try it, you will seeL&L:
Say, we like this fruit of life
Sorry that we caused such strife
You’ve saved us from an awful jam
Thank you, thank you, Sam I am! -
Help – our Relief Society is behind in the lessons, and I desperately need some help with Joseph Smith Lesson #43 – any ideas?
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That is TOO funny!
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That Seuss-like tale is so cool. I would love to share it with my friends.
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