How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

[Jenny Smith]

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

RELIEF SOCIETY – FOUR
– one to change the bulb
– one to bring the tablecloth
– one to bring the centerpiece
– one to bring refreshments

HIGH PRIESTS – THREE
– one to change the bulb
– two to hold the wheelchair

BISHOP – NONE
– Bishops do not change light bulbs; they call a ward council and assign the missionaries to do the job.

ELDERS – FOUR
– one to change the bulb
– three who will not show up

HOME TEACHERS – ONE
– he will change the bulb, but it will not be done until the last day of the month

[Anonymous User]

PRIMARY/NURSERY
1 to change the light bulb
1 to bring the snacks
1 to pick up all the popcorn that fell from the apricot tree

Young Women
1 to change the light bulb
1 to keep the boys away so the 1 changing the light bulb doesn’t get distracted

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