How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

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    Jenny Smith
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    How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

    RELIEF SOCIETY – FOUR
    – one to change the bulb
    – one to bring the tablecloth
    – one to bring the centerpiece
    – one to bring refreshments

    HIGH PRIESTS – THREE
    – one to change the bulb
    – two to hold the wheelchair

    BISHOP – NONE
    – Bishops do not change light bulbs; they call a ward council and assign the missionaries to do the job.

    ELDERS – FOUR
    – one to change the bulb
    – three who will not show up

    HOME TEACHERS – ONE
    – he will change the bulb, but it will not be done until the last day of the month

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    Anonymous User
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    PRIMARY/NURSERY
    1 to change the light bulb
    1 to bring the snacks
    1 to pick up all the popcorn that fell from the apricot tree

    Young Women
    1 to change the light bulb
    1 to keep the boys away so the 1 changing the light bulb doesn’t get distracted

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