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At Rick’s college, they announced as the opening hymn: “Hark, the Herald Angels Sin”
Ward Adult Valentine’s Activity: bring your favorite game and a spouse of a friend for a great time!
Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.”
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Our Enrichment Night topic is “Healthy Eating and Weight Loss”. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Relief Society sisters have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the cultural hall. Music will follow.
The choir director invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
The Bishop spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The Combined Youth will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the cultural hall on Friday at 7 p.m. Everyone is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
This Friday is our annual church hayride. Bring a pack of hot dogs and guns. We’ll have a good time.
Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.
Church Rummage Sale: A good opportunity to get rid of anything not worth keeping but too good to throw away. Bring your spouse.
Today the Deacons will collect our ties and offerings.
The Relief Society president would appreciate it if the sisters would lend her their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Hymn: “Ford, I Would Follow Thee”
Don’t let worry kill you–let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Choir practice – They need all the help they can get.
The activities committee will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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This announcement actually made it into the bulletin at my parents’ ward – as people read through the announcements, the whole ward was cracking up!
“The young adults will be farting the Snake River this Saturday – don’t forget to sign up!”
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