Book of Mormon and TV Guide poem

The Book of Mormon
and the T.V. Guide
(Author – Unknown to me)

On the table side by side,
The Book of Mormon and the T.V. Guide.

One is well worn and cherished with pride.
Not the Book of Mormon, but the T.V. Guide.

One is used daily to help folks decide,
Nope, not the Book of Mormon, but the T.V. Guide.

As pages are turned what shall they see,
Oh, what does it matter – turn on the T.V.

The word of God is seldom read,
Maybe a verse here or there before they fall into bed.

Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be,
Not from reading the Book of Mormon,
but from watching T.V.

So back to the table side by side,
The Book of Mormon and the T.V. Guide.

The Plan of Salvation is full and free,
But is found in the Book of Mormon, not on the T.V.