Mormon JARGON by Lawrence Heywood

[Jenny Smith]

JARGON
by Lawrence Heywood

My son’s a CTR;
I go to PEC.
I work for CES;
I study the TG.

I read the B of M;
I probe the D&C.
I search the KJV;
I ponder the JST.

Today in BYC,
we planned for EFY.
I stayed a little after
and had a PPI.

The YM and YW
are putting on a play.
It’s one that I remember
we did in MIA.

Before our oldest son
went in the MTC,
He helped the BSA
complete their SME.

Soon our oldest daughter
is heading for the Y.
Soon our oldest clothing
is going to DI.

Now, if you’ve understood
this alphabetic mess,
The chances are quite good
that you are LDS.

Source http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/humor/culture.htm

[Jenny Smith]

The EQ and HP will
plan to cut a tree,
While the RS sisters plan
a way to do VT.

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