How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

RELIEF SOCIETY - FOUR
- one to change the bulb
- one to bring the tablecloth
- one to bring the centerpiece
- one to bring refreshments

HIGH PRIESTS - THREE
- one to change the bulb
- two to hold the wheelchair

BISHOP - NONE
- Bishops do not change light bulbs; they call a ward council and assign the missionaries to do the job.

ELDERS - FOUR
- one to change the bulb
- three who will not show up

HOME TEACHERS - ONE
- he will change the bulb, but it will not be done until the last day of the month

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