New Testament Scripture Clever Candy

Linda D. is a legend in the Northern Virginia area. She's taught Seminary for ages. Here is a list of her "clever candies" for New Testament scripture passages.

Linda D's Clever Candy for New Testament Scriptures

Matthew 5: Milky Way Lite
“Ye are the 'lite' of the world.”

John 3:5 Kool Aid DIP
“Except a man take a DIP in the water….”

Luke 24;36-39 DEM BONES
“A spirit hath not flesh and DEM BONES as ye see me have.”

John 10:16 HERSHEY bar
“OtHER SHEEp I have which are not of this fold. Them also…”

John 10:16 JOLLY RANCHERS
“Other sheep I have which are not of this JOLLY RANCH. Them also….”

Matthew 25;40 RUNTS
“Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of my RUNTS, ye have done it unto me.”

Rev. 20:12-13 PAYDAY
“The dead were judged… PAYDAY”

I Corinthians 15:40-42 STARBURST
“One glory of the sun, another of the moon, another of the STAR”

I Corinthians 15:29 RIESEN
“Why are they baptized for the dead if the dead RIESEN not at all.”

Revelation 20:12-13 HOT TAMALE
HOT TAMALE in your future? Every man to be judged according to their works.

2 Timothy 3:16-17 $100,000
“All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is very profitable—worth more than $100,000. That’s rich!”

John 14:15 S’MORE
“The S’MORE we keep the commandments, the S”MORE we show our love for the Lord.”

Luke 24:36-39 SHOCK TARTS
The Apostles were terrified and in SHOCK, thinking they had seen a spirit.

2 Timothy 3:1-5 SPREE
The last days will be a time when wickedness goes on a SPREE.

2 Timothy 3:16-17 DOTS
All scripture is given DOT the man of God may be perfect.

1 Corinthians 15:29 PEZ
Without the resurrection, baptism for the dead would have no purPEZ.

Matthew 6:24 MAMBA
A faithful MAMBA does not place any worldly consideration before his love of God.

Matthew 16:15-19 Bubble YUM
But whom say ye that I YUM?

1 Corinthians 10:13 Gummi BEARS
But will, with the temptation also make a way to escape that ye may be able to BEAR it.

Ephesians 4:11-14 ANDES mints
ANDES gave some apostles; and some prophets; and some evangelists…”

I Corinthians 15:40-42 MOON-pies
There is one glory of the sun and another glory of the stars and another glory of the MOON.

Matthew 6:24 Mini M&Ms
MINI will find ye cannot serve both God and Mammon.

Matthew 6:24 M&Ms
Many will find that ye cannot serve both God and M&Mon.

James 1:5-6 Necco WAFERs
But let him ask in faith, nothing WAFERing.

Matthew 6:24 Lifesaver CHEWS
No man can serve two masters, you must CHEWS God or Mammon.

2 Timothy 3:1-5 Air HEADS
Traitors, HEADy, highminded, lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God.

Hebrews 5:4 Charleston CHEWS
No man can CHEWS the priesthood of god; He must be properly called and ordained.

James 2:17-18 GOOD and PLENTY
GOOD works (and PLENTY of them) demonstsrates one has faith

I Corinthians 15:40-42 Starlight Mints OR STARburst
There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the STARS.

Revelation 14:6-7 EVERLASTING Gobstoppers
The EVERLASTING gospel was to be restored in the latter days.

Matthew 25;40 Tootsie POPs
When we love and serve those who are not POPular, we really serve Jesus Christ.

Matthew 16:15-19 ROCK candy
Upon this ROCK I will build my church.

John 14:15 HEART candy
If ye LOVE me, keep my commandments.

John 14:15 MINTS
If he love me, keep my commandMINTS.

John 3:5 GOETZ caramel creams
Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot GOETZ into the kingdom of God.

2 Timothy 3:15 Ice BREAKERS gum
The last days will be a time of great wickedness: traitors, blasphemers, boasters, truceBREAKERS, false accusers…

Revelation 20:12-13 Milk DUDS
I saw the DUD small and great, stand before God

I Corinthians 15:20-22 ALMONd Joy
Even so in Christ shall ALMONd be made alive.

I Corinthians 10:13 Bottle CAPS
The Lord will not allow us to be tempted beyond our CAPacity to resist.

Romans 1:16 NERDs
Don’t be ashamed or feel like a NERD when opportunities to share gospel truths come your way.

Acts 7:55-56 TOOTSIE rolls
Stephen was the one TOOTSIE ‘the heavens opened and the Son of Man standing on the right hand of God.”

Hebrews 5:4 HEATH bars
“And no man taketh this honor unto himself but HEATHat is called of God as was Aaron.”

John 17:3 Stinky FEET
“And this is liFEETernal that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent.”

2 Timothy 3:1-5 BUTTERFINGERS
In the last days, perilous times shall come…For men shall be….covetous, boasters, proud, disobedient, unthankful, unholy,….BUTTERFINGERS..

I Corinthians 15:20-22 Fun FRUITS
“But now is Christ risen from the dead and become the first FRUITS of them that slept.”

Matthew 5:14-16 WHITE chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Neither do men light a candle and put it under a bushel but on a candlestick; and it giveth WHITE light unto all that are in the house.

Revelation 20:12-13 KRABBY PATTIES
“And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God,…And the sea gave up the dead which were in it (even the KRABBY PATTIES); and they were judged…according to their works.”

2 Timothy 3:16-17 NOW & LATER
NOW all scripture is given by inspiration of God, that the man of God may be LATER perfect.

Matthew 6:24 EYES
No man can serve two masters. For he will hold to the one and despEYES the other. You cannot serve God and mammon.

1 Corinthians 15:40-42 SKULL lollipops (suckers)
There are celes-SKULL bodies and bodies terrestrial.

Hebrews 5:4 Marshmallow (peeps) SNOWMEN
SNOWMAN taketh this honor unto himself but he that is called of God; as was Aaron.

Matthew 6:24 Marshmallow (peeps) SNOWMEN
SNOWMAN can serve two masters. …


I will probably use these as birthday gift ideas next year.

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I enjoyed today ...you saying

I enjoyed today ...you saying you liked tomatoes. This evening I canned 15 qt.s of salsa from a garden that went to a weed patch because I couldn't hoe, because I was taking care of my dying father in another town. My brother and I took turns staying up at night to give him his pain meds. I thought I wouldn't have any garden at all! It turns out after the funeral, I came home and looked in the weeds to find some real preety tomatoes. The weeds saved the tomatoes from withering on the vine. They gave shade and gave more than they took. I really have a different out look on weeds. Thanks for your inspiration.... Linda Kimmel of Foxcroft Ward,Marion, Illinois.P.S. There is about another 20 qts. to can!

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