"Bear" Shoulders - tape cinnamon bears to shoulders....like shoulder pads
Bare Midriffs - tie a teddy bear around the midriff
Too Tight - wrap in saran wrap
Plunging Necklines - Toilet plunger hung around neck
Thongs - Flip Flops tied to back side - "Thongs are more appropriate on your feet than your seat"
Spaghetti Straps - spaghetti taped to chest (wrap dry spaghetti in saran wrap & taped to chest area like dress straps)