How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?
RELIEF SOCIETY - FOUR
- one to change the bulb
- one to bring the tablecloth
- one to bring the centerpiece
- one to bring refreshments
HIGH PRIESTS - THREE
- one to change the bulb
- two to hold the wheelchair
BISHOP - NONE
- Bishops do not change light bulbs; they call a ward council and assign the missionaries to do the job.
ELDERS - FOUR
- one to change the bulb
- three who will not show up
HOME TEACHERS - ONE
- he will change the bulb, but it will not be done until the last day of the month
PRIMARY/NURSERY 1 to change
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PRIMARY/NURSERY
1 to change the light bulb
1 to bring the snacks
1 to pick up all the popcorn that fell from the apricot tree
Young Women
1 to change the light bulb
1 to keep the boys away so the 1 changing the light bulb doesn't get distracted
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